FAQ

You: Will there be Ex Girlfriend Tears too?

Me: Already bought the domain name. Darling, it's in the works.

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You: Do you do wholesale orders?

Me: You betcha. Minumum orders of 100. Email [email protected] for a pricing sheet.

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You: Have you really made ex-boyfriends cry?

Me: Kind of. Mostly from chopping onions while cooking. Sometimes from being a scorpion woman.

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You: Why were you listening to Beyonce for 96 hours straight?

Me: Why weren't you listening to Beyonce for 96 hours straight?